How 'Bout No Natural 1 RPG T-Shirt
Regular price
$23.99
Unit price
per
Our seasonal sale ends soon
Description
This critical fail D20 t-shirt celebrates the most honest moment at any gaming table: the moment the dice decide your plan is not happening. You made the speech and you described your approach in cinematic detail. Then the die stopped rolling.
The artwork goes all in on illuminated-manuscript style. A deep crimson twenty-sided die shows its natural 1, framed by cream parchment banners, olive ribbon tails, and red blackletter lettering asking the only question fate ever needs to ask: How 'bout… no? Underneath, FORTUNA DIXIT: NON ("Fortune said no") adds a Latin flourish any scholarly wizard would appreciate, right before being eaten.
A nat 1 is the tabletop version of the Bridge of Death. You knew your name and you knew your quest, and then someone asked your favorite color and you went straight into the gorge.
Printed in full color on a soft [cotton / blend] tee, available in [list shirt colors], so you can match your character or your mood after last session. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the colors bright.
The artwork goes all in on illuminated-manuscript style. A deep crimson twenty-sided die shows its natural 1, framed by cream parchment banners, olive ribbon tails, and red blackletter lettering asking the only question fate ever needs to ask: How 'bout… no? Underneath, FORTUNA DIXIT: NON ("Fortune said no") adds a Latin flourish any scholarly wizard would appreciate, right before being eaten.
A nat 1 is the tabletop version of the Bridge of Death. You knew your name and you knew your quest, and then someone asked your favorite color and you went straight into the gorge.
Printed in full color on a soft [cotton / blend] tee, available in [list shirt colors], so you can match your character or your mood after last session. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the colors bright.
Item is in stock
Free 30 Days Returns
Free shipping on orders over $100