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A man wearing a black short-sleeve t-shirt with a white graphic of a flip phone and a speech bubble that reads 'I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Do That'
A black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a white graphic of a D20 die and a speech bubble that reads 'I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Do That'

I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Let You Do That Nat 1 T-Shirt

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This funny sci-fi D20 t-shirt is for everyone whose game master has ever said no in the calmest, most reasonable voice imaginable. A retro spaceship computer panel stares out from the shirt, and where you'd expect the ship's voice to come from sits a twenty-sided die showing a natural 1. Its verdict on your plan: I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.

Film buffs will recognize the homage to a certain red-eyed ship's computer: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." It's the perfect stand-in for a nat 1. There's no anger and no drama, just a polite, unshakable refusal to let your rogue pick that lock, your pilot pull off that maneuver, or your wizard open the pod bay doors.

Printed on a soft [cotton / blend] tee in [shirt color(s)]. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low.

And now for something completely different: the fantasy dice curse, now available in space.
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I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Let You Do That Nat 1 T-Shirt

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